October 2011
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May 2010
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A Tree That Smells Like Semen →
unscrupulousmaneater: Holy shit!  It has a name!  An actual name!  When I was in college, every spring when trees and flowers were blooming I would notice a smell.  It came from certain trees.  Friends and I began to call this tree the “Cum Tree.”  During my senior year of college, I was blessed to have this beautiful, gorgeous tree right outside my bedroom window; however, I could never open...
May 13th
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March 2010
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Mar 28th
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When
Did Mischa Barton get chubs? Thunder thighs!!!
Mar 28th
Birthdays
I can always think of things I want. As long as I’m not making a birthday wish-list, like I am now. Sheesh.
Mar 28th
Mar 18th
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ListenQueen’s “Who Wants to Live...
Mar 18th
motion city soundtrack.
reademmaduh: my favorite “modern” band. van halen. styx. queen. journey. my favorite “old guys” bands. Emma, secretly, I think we are soulmates. I wouldn’t say that mcs is my favorite band, but queen definitely is. Also, you like Disneyland. I have a premium pass, it is my alternate place of residence. :]
Mar 18th
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Mar 16th
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I hate it
When my father insists on buying me something, and then makes me feel guilty about it at the cash register. I shouldn’t feel stressed out or worried about my parent’s finances. All I ever hear is how spoiled I am. And I agree that I am spoiled, but it’s not my fault and I wouldn’t be if they didn’t buy me stuff. I shouldn’t have to pay for the things I get...
Mar 14th
Attention:
It is not Barnes and NobleS, it is Barnes and NoblE. There is NO “S” at the end of Noble. Thankyou.
Mar 13th
You'd think
That a person’s track record would be lesson enough to teach them to keep their mouth shut. If you’re own advice didn’t work for you, it probably won’t work for others. So shut your damn mouth.
Mar 13th
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Clothes
Are so overrated. I’d walk around naked or just in underpants all day, if I could. But don’t expect me to move to a nudist colony or anything. If it sags, it doesn’t need to be seen. Bras are a necessary evil. But I still don’t like them.
Mar 12th
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Mar 11th
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sleep walker: Your favorite piece of clothing →
Wings + Horns Tiger Fleece Hoody My favorite piece of clothing has to be this hoody. Although I hate hoodies, this is probably the only one I can bear wearing. The inside of it is super soft and lined with their signature Tiger Fleece material which is insanely warm and comfortable. Since… Call me a dork, but these Devon-Aire Versaille Ladies Riding Tights are my favorite piece of...
Mar 11th
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Mar 10th
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I have the insatiable urge to write something creative, but I’m not gonna post it here, and I’m too lazy to make a new, anonymous blog that nobody would read anyways. So what am I to do? Trying to think of a new, clever blog name would completely kill my muse anyways. Inspiration without motivation is ridiculous.
Mar 9th
Mar 9th
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photo of the day [for 18 years]
itsjustadrian: breecheese: itsjustadrian: http://photooftheday.hughcrawford.com/ What an expensive, expensive project. I would use that polaroid camera you bought be for Christmas that one year, Adrian, if I wasn’t afraid of wasting the film and thought I could afford to replace it. Seriously, it’s like $20 for 10 slides. That’s ridic. Now I want to use my polaroid. :/ I’m having a...
Mar 8th
photo of the day [for 18 years]
itsjustadrian: http://photooftheday.hughcrawford.com/ What an expensive, expensive project. I would use that polaroid camera you bought be for Christmas that one year, Adrian, if I wasn’t afraid of wasting the film and thought I could afford to replace it. Seriously, it’s like $20 for 10 slides. That’s ridic. Now I want to use my polaroid. :/ I’m having a frustrating...
Mar 8th
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Mar 6th
So Matthew and I went and saw Shutter Island last night, and let me tell you, it was ridiculous. But in a good way. I mean, it was outrageously stressful and tense and I could barely breathe the entire time but it was also MIND BLOWING. Not to mention, it was visually awesome and Leo’s acting was superb. I just don’t even know. One of the best movies I have seen in a very long time....
Mar 6th
February 2010
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@ Darby
Um, don’t forget that criss-cross chest thing. And the hot pink. And the see-through mess inserts. Bahaha.
Feb 17th
Feb 17th
Which sense would you rather lose - touching, tasting, hearing, smelling, or seeing? I personally would prefer to lose hearing. Touch is essential to humans. I can’t imagine not feeling Beauregard’s or Peter’s soft fur or the warmth of the sun after a cold week or a hug. It plays such an important role in emotion and mood. Emma said she’d prefer to lose taste but I think...
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Valentine's Day...
Needs to come early this year. I want a big box of Valentine’s Day chocolates that I can stuff into my mouth in front of the tv. …I want it now.
Feb 5th
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January 2010
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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So I
Gave in and bought my BookBook MBP case last night. Well, I should say I bought half of it, because my dad went halfsies on it. As far as I’m concerned, he should have to pay for all of it because it’s his fault that my warranty expired before I could extend it. The man bought my MBP in January 2009 to give to me on my birthday in April! The warranty expired on like… the 3rd of...
Jan 23rd
Speaking of books...
I am currently in the process of reading Rebecca by Dame DuMaurier, and it is great! Unfortunately yesterday, I realized that I had read over half to book and yet I could not remember the name of the narrator and heroine of the novel! So, I grabbed my phone to do some research on this. And here comes the sad part: As I was looking through the webpage for the narrators name, I...
Jan 22nd